Dildo Shopping Well, I was going to link the dildo I was thinking about, but I hear Andreas waking up. He's my bubbie. I love that little boy! Woah, was that a weird segway? Well, I'm horny mama, so be it. But I don't want a vibrator. The noise is just way too distracting, and I never was really into the feeling on my clit when I had my silver bullet. I do want silicone because it's nonporous, so germs can't grow inside, and it's fully washable. And the one I have in mind is harness ready, because I think that harness that chickpea981 has is so fucking rocking. I think he fell back asleep. Damn it, goodvibes.com is down for maintenance. What's up with that? This one looks good, doesn't it? Will it smell like rubber? I hate that smell. Rubber's porous. Bad news. Will Mike feel he's too small compared to it? He's not small, but it comes with a freakin warning about its size! This one looks pretty good, and it's silicone. It's a bit colorful, but maybe I can just keep my eyes closed. I want to be able to imagine it's the real thing, see. It's 6.5 inches, and 1.5 inches in girth. Pretty good, I think, and not too expensive, either! But, maybe I should avoid the blue one, because then I will be tempted to call it Ol' Blue, just like Miss Pea! That's kind of creepy, ya know. This one is 7 inches, same girth as the last, but is more realistically colored. But something about it just bothers me. It's too fake to be real, to real to be fake. Actually, on closer inspection, maybe it's just that it seems kind of skinny on the bottom. And the angle of the "helmet" seems a little oblique to me as well. But it costs so much more too! Decisions, decisions. All I know is I'm supposed to be working on this damn presentation, and it ain't happening. Get to work! |