Stupidity Abounds, along with Messes Ah, second day back, and I'm completely fucking overwhelmed, as I always am, as I knew I would be. But I'm here with Mike, and that makes it so much more bearable. The house is a fucking disaster. Are we unpacked yet? Hahahahaha! That's funny. But I'm working on it. I also need to go to the grocery store, clean everything, and make sure we have healthy meals on the table. And the boring list goes on and on and on. I'm hot. I guiltily turned on the air. Cold air is money. There was something else I was going to write about, what was it? Oh yes, stupid things I've done lately. On the bus last night, I tried to put my fare card in the coin slot. How many times have I ridden the bus? Too many to do that, I assure you. And then, I pulled the cord before my stop, and had to holler at the driver not to stop yet. I'm a doofus. He probably wondered what was wrong with me. I was just spaced out. Then, this morning, I took the bus for my yearly eye exam. Before I left, I noticed that I only had 2 quarters, but the bus ride was 3 each way. So, I took 3 more quarters with me. I saw a bus coming as I approached the stop, and started running to catch it. When I tried to board the bus, I realized I only had 2 quarters left. Nope, all that college calculus, and I still can't fucking add. So then, I had to wait until a blue bus came by so I could use my fare card. (I can't use it on the green bus, you see.) Of course, another green bus came before the blue bus, just to rub it in. Okay, my husband just came back up from the garage, and busted me here at the computer, being a lazy ass instead of dealing with the mess that is my living room. Ciao. |