No Talk of Poop Here! 2nd entry today. I just checked my sitemeter after a long time. Most of the referrals are now unknown, or from people image searching my boobies. My lappy is dirty. I need to clean it. I've become lazy about it, poor thing. I've got diarrhea, and I don't know why. Don't tell anyone, cause that's gross. I don't do things like that! So, I'm typing this on the pot. Ah... portable computing, combined with wireless routers, make pooping a pleasure. That could be a new ad campaign for wireless companies! "Are you tired of the waste of time that comes from going number 2? Do you wish you could use those 15 minutes a day more efficiently? Now you can! With the linksys wireless router combined with your broadband connection, we'll have you productively pooping in no time! Linksys is not responsible for contamination of keyboards." Hahaha! I crack myself up. Okay, time to wipe and get to work finishing that ice cream. Then, on the to do list for Mondays is the chore of cleaning the kitchen. That means taking apart the stove to remove the nasties within, as well as removing everything from the counters for a thorough scrub down. Geez, every time I click that add an entry button, I see that guest entry feature with Jackie's name on it, and it's torture. What to post? What to post? You might say, if you can't decide, don't post anything, but I want to! But I want it to be the coolest thing ever! I've read some not so good guest entries, and I want mine to be so amazing! It's too much pressure. Diarrhea pun intended. |