Salsa and Beer. Dancing and Liqueur. And a Weekend Update!!! I know you guys are just itching for a drunk entry, so here it is. But, I'm still anal, even if I'm drunk, so you may not get any typos. Anal anal anal. I love you dukkha, especially when I'm drunk. I can't wait to get stoned with you. Anyway, I went to a salsa bar tonight, and stupid me actually danced. Yes, after only three lessons, I got up on the dance floor. I didn't care, because don't you know when I've had enough to drink I am the hottest, coolest chick alive? I danced with a girl named Cinema, and I kept turning her, and I loved being in the lead, as men always are in latin dancing. It makes me horny. But mostly I think it's the alcohol that turns me on. When we got in the car I pulled up my skirt and convinced my man to suck my clit there in the car, even though there was a lot of traffic and people walking around. What do I care? Bjork's "Violently Happy" is on the iPod, and I'm aroused damnit. It's been almost 4 or 5 days since I've been penetrated, due to bleeding and lots of work, and that is just not right. He is taking our babysitter home right now, and oh, how he better be ready for his drunk, silly, horny wife when he walks in that door. Because he's all mine. Earlier we went for fondue in Venice with some friends of ours, Kris and Caisey, and that was also very nice. This girl is right up my alley with the drinking. She likes gin and tonics, and understands my weakness for White Russians. The fondue was great, and my Newcastle draft hit the spot. Overall, it was a great evening. My kids seemed like they survived the babysitter, too! Maybe I'll delete this later, because I talk about sex and stuff, but I don't care right now because of my one and a half glasses of wine, my Newcastle beer on draft, my Jack and coke, my tequila shot, and my Corona. Yeah baby! |