Young and Horny It's Saturday morning and my son is sleeping. My girls are coloring, and husband is down in his woodshop making some swords. He currently has a great thick beard so that when he takes more pictures with the swords, he'll look properly medieval. We are getting $5000 back on our taxes, because of the Lifetime Learning Credit and the Earned Income Credit, and also because we are so poor we have zero tax liability. Yeeehaaa! This is such a relief, because now we can finish paying off the boy's hospital bills, as well as our brand new iMac. We are also in the market to buy a bike trailer for our two youngest kids to ride in while we bike. Of course, I'll have to get a bike to be able to do that, but those are just details. Essentially, I would love to take the kids on bike rides on the weekends. We can stop and have a snack, either at the beach or in a park. I hate being so out of shape. I just don't know when I can fit in any exercise without a bike. Biking is perfect because it can be my transportation to work without taking any longer than it takes to ride the bus. That is awesome. The only downside is that it is harder to wear sexy clothes to work. I just shower at work, taking my clothes with me in my backpack, but it's not the same. This morning my husband and I were pretty horny, so we snuck into the bathroom and locked the door. The children were playing in the bedroom. We are so bad! The oldest knocked on the door at one point, but we told her we were talking about what we were going to do today. Oh, we are so bad! You have to be creative when you are young and horny and you have three kids. I finished Lord of the Rings by the way. I liked the last volume better than the other two. Sam is by far the best character in the book, in my opinion. Well, I suppose I should do the dishes and clean up a bit. The bathrooms need cleaning again (do you see any recurrent themes, here?). I also have a ton of handwashing that needs to be done. I wish I would get it done so I could wear all those awesome clothes, like my red pants from Tiffany & Jax. That store is cool. They often have good shoes for cheap cheap. |